"Get off me!" Jennifer Odigbo bellowed, her voice echoing through the room as she wrestled with her husband, Mike, who was currently engaged in a rather undignified tug-of-war with her shirt. "This is precisely why you’re such a pathetic excuse for a husband! I’d rather go commando than wear those pink panties you so desperately wanted me to don. You’re a joy to no one, you miserable man!" Her eyes were ablaze with fury as Mike, in a fit of desperation, yanked at her hair.